redjacs:

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When she promise to rest but keeps trying to sneakily answer some work emails

Filed under: kpdh

paradoxgavel:

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don’t get alone time when they’re supposed to get alone time

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pronouncingitwang:

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, “hm, this doesn’t look thick enough. maybe i’ll let it go for another 10 minutes.” this is the devil speaking. it’s only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

weepingwitch:

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don’t understand something. the animals were right

gobliiine:

If Lestat asked “would you still love me if I was a worm” Louis would say no immediately, and wouldn’t even hesitate. It starts one of their biggest crashouts

If Daniel asked “would you still love me if I was a worm” Armand would reveal the beautiful worm enclosure with sun lamps and fresh substrate he keeps prepared for such an occasion because You Never Know When Your Partner Might Transform Into A Worm

indigosfindings:

i really like this thing where websites will have separate “log in” & “sign up” buttons and if you click “log in” it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click “i already have an account” and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose “username & password” it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says “do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?